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-Most of my repositories here are throwaways. Some of these are projects I really did not put a lot of time into. My best work is under Canithesis and most of it is private (for now anyway) to protect our commercial interests, so I apologize if a quick look through my profile proves to be disappointing.
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-I run Arch Linux on my main PC and my work laptop. GNU tools everywhere. Hating RedHat/GNOME/FDO and their bullshit politics but reluctantly tolerating systemd anyways. Enjoying NsCDE/Windowmaker, still on X and I am never moving off of it.
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-I collect some old video game consoles and home computers, I especially have a soft spot for the Amiga. I hope to write my own tools for it actually, because I think too much of the Amiga scene is obsessed with Assembly, 30-year-old compilers that don't even fully support C99, a troubling reliance on Microsoft garbage, or something along those lines. You'd think with a cult following so large there would be more effort to support a wider variety of language tools but alas...
+My best work is under Canithesis and most of it is private (for now anyway) to protect our commercial interests, so I apologize if a quick look through my profile proves to be disappointing.
 
 Rust hater! Sorry, being terrible at programming is not a selling point for snake oil :) Zig does Rust's job better anyhow.